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The idea of wearing such a ridiculous shirt outrages Elaine who tells Jerry that "you're supposed to be a compassionate person that cares about poor people!

You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier!

" At a restaurant with his parents, George accidentally bumps into a woman, who turns out to a modeling agent.

And, more seriously: that isn’t the kind of person I’m attracted to anyway.

My first crush smelled unfortunately of mildew but I couldn’t keep my hands off him, so who am I to put reason over attraction?